Thanksgiving

As many of you may know, there is a very important holiday coming up.  Thanksgiving is a very important time of the year.  It is a day we celebrate what we have and are grateful for having it.  Of course, it's also a day we eat food.  Lots of food.  Did you know that Americans consume roughly 46 million turkeys a year on Thanksgiving?  That's a scary stat, especially if you're a turkey.
Now, as zombies, we don't really stress the Thanksgiving feast, and a lot of the people we know are grateful for that.  However, we do understand what Thanksgiving is all about, and we take the time to be thankful that we are still on this earth, have all of our original limbs, have higher brain functions that work, and most importantly, haven't had any death (or is it undeath?) threats in a long time.  And that's something to cherish.
Happy Turkey Day, America!! And, for those of you not in America, happy third Thursday in November!

On a Much Happier Note....

Jace has just reentered the technology world!!  He has taken the initiative and set up an e-mail address.  This is a step in the right direction on his part, because it means he's not only successfully adjusting to life as a zombie, but taking the initiative to be an active part of the world.  ......or something like that.  Anyway, it's really cool, and he deserves congratulation.  His new address is secondzombitwin@gmail.com.

Afterlife and Forgiveness and Stuff

Hey, um....so I'm sorry I haven't posted in a while.  It's been a pretty stressful month for the Society.
So, I was really mad at Jace for posting about my dark side on Halloween.  So mad....I sorta went right back into demon mode and tried to eat his face.  But, Jace has been pretty stressed lately, with school and refusing to eat because he's a vegetarian, and I guess he just.....snapped.  He lost it and started attacking me back.  Dragon and Jess had to pull us apart and lock us away until we calmed down.  Yeah...neither of us are proud of that.......
Anyway, this set off a red flag for Jim.  We had always assumed that Jace was a shambler, meaning he shouldn't have been able to summon the energy to hit me, let alone go all ragey on my demon and fight back.  Also, his eyes turned red last week, which is never a good sign.
For those of you who don't know, there are three basic types of zombies.  The most common is the  shambler, which is your common slow, unenergetic zombie.  Alone, shamblers are actually pretty harmless, but they can be really scary in large groups.  Jim's a perfect example of a shambler.
There's also the rage zombie.  There are a variety of strands of rage zombies, but they are always pumped with adrenaline and way too energetic for their own good.  As you may have already guessed, Jess and Dragon are rage zombies.
The third type is the necromatic zombie.  That's me.  Necromatic zombies are created by using a human sacrifice to summon a demon.  The demon comes, possesses the sacrifice, and usually eats it's creator.  The sacrifice's soul is left to watch the carnage the demon causes, but there is nothing it can do anything about.  I'm lucky, because I managed to retain control of my own body most of the time.  Both necromatic and rage zombies are really damn scary.
 So, Jim ran a few tests, and it turns out that Jace something called a "dormant-rage" zombie.  That means that he acts like a shambler most of the time, but he becomes a high energy rage zombie whenever he's in danger or rrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyy mad.  Like, more mad than I have to be to lose it, which is saying something.
I wouldn't have told you this, but I realized something.  I made this blog on the concept of acceptance, and it's foolish to accept something if you don't have a relatively thorough knowledge of it.  And that means you need to know that the zombie society isn't exactly as harmless as I've tried to make us out to be.  So, yeah.  I forgave Jace for Halloween's post, and I'll try to be more open with you from now on.  Until next time!

Jace: Attack of the Christopher Demons

Hey! Chris can't update today, but I thought you would want a Halloween post, as zombies are a really big part of Halloween, so I took it upon myself to post something for you.  Yeah, this is Jace.

As it turns out, when Chris says he was killed in an unholy ritual, he means that he was sacrificed and his body was taken by an unholy demon from hell, or something like that.  Yeah, it surprised me too. 

Anyway, Chris apparently made a pact with his demon so he's in control most of the time.  Thing is, the demon comes out whenever he gets really upset, and every year on the day he died.  Which is Halloween.  So Chris is scarier than Dragon now and chained in a locked vault with so many drugs pumped into him that he's higher than most stoners.  And there's, like, a billion fire extinguishers outside it.

So Chris is entirely justified for hating Halloween.  In other news, the haunted house is epic and Jess and Dragon have scared about five hundred kids now.  I think they're having fun.

And, that's it! Happy Halloween everyone!!!!!

The Scariest Night of the Year

As you all know (or at least, all of you in the United States) Halloween is less than a week away.  Now, many of you may be thinking that this is the biggest night of the year for the Zombie Society.  Many of you also may be surprised to hear that it's not actually that big of a deal.  The main attraction is Dragon's scared children record.  She tries to beat her record for scaring little kids every year.  Her current record is 500.
That said, it should be pointed out that this will be Jess and Jace's first Halloween as zombies.  They are planning a haunted house, and have been planning or putting up decorations all the time, except when Jace is in school.  Apparently they do this every year, but they're putting a lot more work in this year.  It should be fun.
As for me, I don't really like Halloween.  It has a lot to do with the fact that that was the day I died.  It seems pretty intuitive that that would ruin the night for the rest of my life (or afterlife).

Broken Fingers

I broke my finger today.  In history class.  But that's ok, my friends and I fixed it with Elmer's glue and a purple ribbon.































Here's a picture:

 See, all better^^.
Alright, show of hands, who thought I broke my actual finger?  If you did, then my mission is fulfilled.
Now, some of you are probably wondering about my last post.  Why would a zombie choose unicorns?  Well, when you think about it logically, zombies are dead people who add you to their ranks if they bite you, and actually really scary in large groups.  They're often said to bring about the apocalypse.  Unicorns, on the other hand, are magical horses with sharp pointy horns sticking out of their heads and amazing healing abilities.  If a zombie got in a fight with a unicorn, there is no way the zombie could win.  The unicorn would just keep healing itself, giving it enough time to thoroughly impale the zombie if it so desired.
That said, I try to stay away from unicorns.

Zombies vs. Unicorns

Unicorns.  Duh.