Life Lesson Learned

Contrary to popular belief, the laws of physics apply to electric mixers.  In other words, if your mixers are covered in cake batter and you turn them on, cake batter will go flying everywhere.....

True Story

We broke into the theatre teacher's office with the principal's keys.

Love Conquers All

Sooooooooooo, it's been a while.  There was a little bit of a rough period there (Alien is freaking INSANE), but we got things sorted out.  And we're back!  Just in time for Valentine's Day.  Aren't we lucky.
Valentine's has many names, including Single's Awareness Day, Forever Alone Day, and my personal favorite, I Hate Red And Pink Day.  Notice how only one of those has a positive connotation?  That's because, if you're single, Valentine's Day is a REALLY sucky holiday.  But today, I get to tell a happy story.
So it turns out Robert, one of the new zombies, has a crush on one of the people he used to work with.  You know, one of those silent, not-quite-stalker relationships.  Well, turns out, dying sort of triggered something in his brain, and he decided to declare his undying love for her.  Today.
I know, a lot of you are already thinking this is going to end badly, but remember, this is a happy story.  So Robert, who isn't allowed out of any of our sights, somehow managed to sneak away, purchase a small stuffed rabbit, walk straight into the office building where she works, and present it to her.  By the time we found him, they were making plans for a date.  Next week.
Turns out, she had felt the same about him for the past few years.  And she didn't give a damn about his current dead state.  Which just made it extra sweet for Robert.
So I guess love really does conquer all.  Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!

Happy thoughts

Hey Lea,
I know you're in a funk right now, and I know you're probably still really super mad at me, but I just wanted to say I'm sorry, you know, in front of the world.  It'll get better, I promise.  I'll bring you chocolate.  I hear chocolate makes people feel better, so just say the word, and there will be chocolate.  I promise.
                                                                    Very really and truly sincerly,
                                                                    Chris

Jace: Updates

So, things have been happening, and I figure you all need some updates as to what we've been doing.

• There are two new zombies in the society.  We're learning about them and we'll have bios up eventually.
• We brought Xander flowers in the hospital.  He was thrilled.
• Lea was true to her word and has thoroughly killed Chris.  I managed to get away and have been avoiding her for the past week.  This is also why I'm the one posting this, because Chris is still recuperating.
• Finally, the site will be changing.  Be aware.

The End of the World as we Know It (Or Not)

So, obviously, since we're all still here, the world did not end yesterday.  Shocker.  However, yesterday was quite the adventure for the society.
So, I was sitting in class, waiting for school to get out (yes, the last day of the semester was indeed yesterday) when a feral zombie (one that doesn't have control over it's actions) came shambling into the room.  So, I knocked him out, then grabbed an extra visor (never leave home without one) and clamped it over his ear.  No sooner had that little episode finished, than I got a call from Dragon, who said, very plainly, "ZOMBIES!!!!"  In other words, there were more, and we wouldn't be able to save most of them.
There was a lot of fighting after that, as we tried to save the town.  If this comes as a surprise to you, it shouldn't.  See, we're funded by the government, and if they die, we're cut off.  Also, I actually like most of the people who live here.  Some notable events:

1. We saved comment Lea from a zombie orthodontist right when he was about to tear into her skull.
2. When we realized it was Lea he was trying to eat, we proceeded to run away, because she's terrified of zombies and I worked really hard getting her to accept me.  I have a feeling that's going to come back to haunt me later.
3. Jess and Cherri ran into that Xander guy and started viciously attacking him.  When asked to justify this, they started ranting about how much of a jerk he was and that he deserved worse. I really can't say I blame them, but he was doing a pretty good job containing the problem.
4. Jace caught them in the act, saved his life, and "set phasers to stun."  In other words, he hit him on the back of the head with a gun, and dragged him into a nearby hospital.
5. Fun fact: a zombified cat is way harder to kill than a regular zombie.  You have to shoot it eight times before it finally stops moving.
6. Eventually, the guy from the beginning woke up and had a nervous breakdown.  Apparently his name's Robert and he was the first victim.  He did, however, give a pretty good description of the culprit.  All this happened in front of my friend Myra, who then texted me the info.
7. We eventually found the culprit hiding in the ally behind a major tech company.  Her name's Alien (as far as we can tell) and she's a ditzy little girl who apparently forgot she was a zombie before biting one of the employees in the arm.

So the zombie outbreak was successfully subdued and we have two new members.  Robert Thomas has replaced Jace as the new guy, something Jace is very proud of.  Alien Cooper is actually 35 years old, was zombified at age nine, and is exactly one inch shorter than me, something I am very proud of.  Also, it was Dragon's birthday yesterday.  She's 18 now, and the universe gave her a miniature apocalypse.  Happy birthday, Dragon.
In other news, it turns out the calender in the oreo cookie joke from before the apocalypse is actually the Aztec calender.  So, I did a little research, and this is what the Mayan calender actually looks like:

Aaaaaaaaaand that's about it, Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, Happy Kwanza, Happy Festivus, etc.  Until next year!

End of the World?

I'm gonna have to agree with the Oreo on this one.