Sunday, July 29, 2012

Profiles Pt. 6: Cherri

Cherri's the last member of the society.  Again, sorry it took so long.
Name: Cherri Birala
Birthday: April 5, 1994
Age: 18
Age of Zombification: 12
Hair Color: Pink
Eye Color: Pink
Visor Color: Pink
Strengths: agile, fast
Weaknesses: focus, manga
Quick and catlike, Cherri loves reading and pulling pranks.  She can't focus very well, and is easily distracted by shiny objects (or the promise of shiny objects).  The one thing she can focus on is books, mainly manga.  She will often disappear for hours on end, reading.  She has never been seen by the other zombies without her cat ears or tail, and there has been some question as to whether or not they're real, though she enthusiastically says they're not.  She is often pestering the other zombies to read something or other, especially Jace (who, despite his constant denials, she has also asked to write on various subjects).  That said, she's a lot quieter and easier to handle than the other girls.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Profiles Pt. 5: Jace

Name: Jordan Martin
Birthday: July 7, 1995
Age: 17
Age of Zombification: 17
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Green
Visor Color: Orange
Strengths: Witty, writing
Weaknesses: Slow, vegetarian
Jace is the newest member of the zombie society.  He was zombified as a birthday present from his twin sister, one he insists he could have done without.  He's had a troubled existence as a zombie.  Unlike his sister, Jess, he's lost most of his energy, and has trouble concentrating.  The hardest problem, however, is his diet.  Jace was a vegetarian as a human, and still thinks of the idea of eating human brains (or any brains for that matter) as revolting.  Despite these challenges, Jace has retained most of his former wit, and all of his geek cred.  He has befriended Chris (after a slight age confusion), who has helped him to adjust to his new situation.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Profiles Pt. 4: Jess

Name: Jessica Martin
Birthday: July 7, 1995
Age: 17
Age of Zombification: 16
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Green
Visor Color: Orange
Strengths: Swordsman, Witty
Weaknesses: Can't sit still, Often won't think before acting
Position: Hunter in training
Impulsive and pumped with an unhealthy dose of adrenaline, Jess is a badass ball of energy with a sword.  That's not a good mix, but she somehow manages to get by accident free.  Dragon's been teaching her the art of hunting, and they became fast friends the instant they met.  Regardless of her reckless behavior and carefree attitude, Jess is extremely loyal and will come through in a pinch.  She is extremely protective of her brother, Jace, but that doesn't mean she doesn't have a little fun messing with him.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Profiles Pt. 3: Jim

Sorry we're late, there were a few technical difficulties.
Name: James Grayson
Birthday: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Age Zombified: Unknown
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Red
Eyepatch Color: Black
Strengths: Old, Wise
Weaknesses: Old, Oblivious to modern technology
Position: Leader
Jim has been a zombie forever, and has lost a lot of his early memories because of it.  Suffice it to say, he's seen his share of blood, guts and gore, and has accumulated more than one scar over the years.  Jim serves as a mentor for the younger zombies, helping them adapt to their new way of life.  He's quiet and calm, never losing control for anything.  All these attributes make him the perfect leader for the society.

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Profiles Pt 2: Dragon

Name: Dragon
Birthday: December 21, 1994
Age: 17
Age of Zombification: Birth
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Purple
Tongue Color: Blue
Strengths: Scary, level-headed
Weaknesses: Scary, lack of people skills
Position: Hunter
Dragon was born a zombie, which is unusual, since most zombies are sterile.  This has attributed to many of her differences, like her forked tongue and creepy, purple eyes.  She's really sweet at heart (or so we've been told), but she completely lacks people skills and has a hard time making friends.  Despite this, she has a very close friendship with Jess (but, knowing Jess, that's not entirely surprising).  She is also friends with Chris, though that's become strained over the years after he watched her grow up without him.

Friday, July 20, 2012

Profiles Pt 1: Chris

If this is about the zombie society, you should probably know our names and a little bit about us, huh.  Therefore, for the next few days, I'm going to be posting member profiles!!!  I consulted with the other zombies, and they think it's a good idea.  They also think we should start with my friend Jace (more on him later) wrote one up for me.  Right.  Here goes nothing.
Name: Christoper J. Malone
Birthday: June 5, 1997
Age: 15
Age of Zombification: 8
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Blue
Visor color: Green
Strengths: level headed, smart
Weaknesses: short, looks like a little kid
Position: Techie
Optimistic to a fault, Chris is the youngest zombie in the society.  However, he is one of the senior members, due to the young age of his zombification.  He's the most technologically minded, and is the only zombie in the society to have an e-mail address, much less a blog.  He created the visors that keep him, Cherri, Jess, and Jace in check, clearing their heads so they can think like a normal human being.  Unlike most zombies, Chris can keep his head through most situations, with or without the visor.  He's usually happy and optimistic, but if you comment on his looks, he gets really upset and scary.  He is the only zombie to attend school, and has lots of human friends.  He believes that, with a little work and imagination, anything is possible.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Start Up

Hi, I'm Chris, the techie of the Unproductive Zombie Society.  Despite our name, there's actually a lot that happens in the society.  I created this blog to chronicle our adventures and to raise awareness about zombies and our struggles in modern society.  I believe that with a little work, we can create a world where zombies are thought of as people, not ever-hungry bringers of the apocalypse.  This blog is a step towards that world.  I'll post whenever I can, or when something interesting happens, but I'll try to post something at least once a week.  So let's start making the world a better place!!