Wednesday, February 20, 2013

True Story

We broke into the theatre teacher's office with the principal's keys.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Love Conquers All

Sooooooooooo, it's been a while.  There was a little bit of a rough period there (Alien is freaking INSANE), but we got things sorted out.  And we're back!  Just in time for Valentine's Day.  Aren't we lucky.
Valentine's has many names, including Single's Awareness Day, Forever Alone Day, and my personal favorite, I Hate Red And Pink Day.  Notice how only one of those has a positive connotation?  That's because, if you're single, Valentine's Day is a REALLY sucky holiday.  But today, I get to tell a happy story.
So it turns out Robert, one of the new zombies, has a crush on one of the people he used to work with.  You know, one of those silent, not-quite-stalker relationships.  Well, turns out, dying sort of triggered something in his brain, and he decided to declare his undying love for her.  Today.
I know, a lot of you are already thinking this is going to end badly, but remember, this is a happy story.  So Robert, who isn't allowed out of any of our sights, somehow managed to sneak away, purchase a small stuffed rabbit, walk straight into the office building where she works, and present it to her.  By the time we found him, they were making plans for a date.  Next week.
Turns out, she had felt the same about him for the past few years.  And she didn't give a damn about his current dead state.  Which just made it extra sweet for Robert.
So I guess love really does conquer all.  Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!